Just remember..

Better than gloves..

Remember the steps?

Weekends always leave me exhausted

Finally at home

Didn't you say you wanna help find the keys..

Kiss my... tail

I hate bathing

Watching football with a friend

May I present you my crown jewels

Watch out I am feeling bloated

...what did I forget

You can take me but not my carrot

Sunday siesta

Not everyone's cup of tea

Impressed.. you should see how I eat...

Financial planning...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

We are so soft